12 April 2009

Francis

You're going to be sick of Francis* pretty soon. I just have more and more to say about her.

For instance, Francis is not alone in the fireplace. Definitely not alone. There are many raccoons. Raccoons have babies. And I think they have them in our fireplace. At odd hours of the night. And the noises that I hear while I eat my cereal? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're mating noises.

Disturbing. And I just keep wondering why I kind of like it.

*Francis: the raccoon currently living in my chimney. See my three previous posts for a more thorough explanation.

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