It happened. I didn't post for a whole month (almost?).
Think of it as a hiccup. Maybe think of this whole last summer of The Thursday as one ginormous hiccup fit. I posted a couple and then hiccup. Post. Post. Hiccup. It's the kind of hiccups that I just haven't been able to get rid of. The kind where drinking a cup of water upside-down doesn't help. And even holding your breath (He swears by it) doesn't work.
Speaking of hiccups. Last week, I was a hiccupping crazy girl. Hiccupping and hiccupping every day, a couple of times a day. These were real hiccups, not blog hiccups. When I was relaxed, a hiccup would whiplash up from my waist. And it hurt my neck. That's when I would ship the hiccups off to Bermuda. Although Bermuda might be far too nice of a place for hiccups. That's what I found out when I Googled for images of Bermuda a second ago. Anyway, I'm a nice person-- I'll send my hiccups to lovely Bermuda.
Moral of the Story. (Does there need to be a moral?) I know how to get rid of real hiccups (and send them to Bermuda if I want to). No really, I really do. And this isn't some kooky little trick like: Swallow 1 tsp. white table sugar, dry. Repeat up to 3 more times at 2-minute intervals if necessary. (Thank you
ehow.com.)
My brother, a doctor and therefore entirely trustworthy, brilliant, and knowledgeable about hiccups, told me how to do away with hiccups. And me, I'm the testimonial girl. I worked this little cure all last week. It's a fool-proof method. It works every time. Wanna know how? If twenty people want to know, I'll tell you.
I like secrets and I like twenty comments on a blog post. And I think that twenty comments will get me over this ginormous blog hiccup fit.
I dare you to jump over here from your rss reader and ask me about hiccups.
Double-dog dare.